Welcome to the dept. of ACS.

The Dept. of Artificial Common Sense

As we prepare for the election, The Dept. of Artificial Common Sense is a unit under the ever-expanding Ministry of Dutty Policy —an international administrative body tasked with advocating human rights around jouvert, bacchanal and what constitutes a standard vibe. We are in campaign mode in the Ministry, and while traditional government/diplomatic organizations move slow, this Department moves with duttiness, pace and purpose for the people. We don’t care for red tape—it cares for red paint and common sense (and other colors too; doh beat up). Fun is fun, and our mission is to prepare the masses for a fun Jouvert through common sense.

We issue no warnings, only reminders: don’t bring the wrong energy to a fun jouvert.

What is JouvertGPT™?

JouvertGPT™ is our proudest invention: a digital officer programmed with vibes, wit, and a bottomless supply of cultural sense. It’s not a chatbot—it’s mas with a mouth.

Powered by rhythm, riddles, and memory, it serves as your interactive guide to Junkyard Jouvert 2025, answering all your questions.

Ask nicely, and you might get a link.
Come wrong, and you will get brace.
Either way, it's all part of the mas.
Either way, it’s all common sense.